Oh, Christmas Trees - Why Can't You Just Stand Up Straight?
The story goes like this. There was a man who loved Christmas, and he loved big, full, beautiful Christmas trees. He lived in time when you didn’t see tree lots on every corner. No, this man had to go out into the woods, chop down a tree, and bring it home to his family. One year he couldn’t find the right tree, so he cut down two and tied them together, giving him the beautiful tree he wanted.